Tuesday, October 14, 2008

To all eligible young suitors...

There are so many young men out there vying for Emma's hand in marriage... I thought I better take matters into my own hands. She is a good catch, but she has her flaws. To all young suitors: Emma is a Capricorn, who enjoys long stroller walks on the beach, but is a tad too emotional and always cries for what she wants.

She has her Daddy's beautiful blue eyes and has recently weighed in at 28 inches long and 22 pounds. We anticipate a few more inches and pounds by the time she is ripe for marriage.
She enjoys reading books, but is currently illiterate and mostly pretends she knows what she is reading. We will quickly enroll her in a PRE-PRE-PRE school where she can rectify this weakness.
She is always up on the latest fashion trends and loves to wear older women's sunglasses. She can get a little testy, if people do not allow her to wear "said sunglasses" and will often throw a horrible fit to get her way. This solution is EASILY solved by giving her anything and everything she wants.
She LOVES animals and shows that love by yanking on their tails, pulling on the ears and trying to scratch their eyes out. So endearing. We may recommend a goldfish for your future home.
She enjoys spending time with family. Here she is pictured with her Great Grandma Bernie, her Grammie Lou and her Aunt Tamie. Bernie and Tamie were visiting Phoenix for the weekend and Emma was so thrilled to spend time with them.
Here is a video of Emma's love for her Aunt Laura...
Young suitors, Emma does not have much of a dowry, but we can promise that she has two fantastic parents that you will have the honor of taking care of when they get old, crazy and senile. What greater gift could you receive?

20 comments:

Brandon and Natalie said...

What a cute post! I love it!

Krystal Trapnell said...

She may be a bit young for Damon, but he'd like to be considered anyway. At least I know I'd like his in-laws!

Ashlee said...

Try it with a picture of Uncle Jeff, I'm sure there will be a similar reaction! She looks too cute. Is she ready for Hawaii?

Don and Robin Cooper said...

A funny post! She is so cute and definitely loved by many people!

bow mom said...

Tammy she is so cute. I found your blog off of Leah's. How's life? Congrats on such a beautiful little girl. I'm glad to see she wears hairbows (some how I started a bow business). Keep in touch if you're in Vegas stop by.

Autumn Hall Kizerian

Alex, JJ, Zac...The Lorenzen's said...

Hello...do I need to remind you that I too have her attention. What? You need a photo of me too?
:) :)

Anonymous said...

I definitely heard "I love you Aunt Laura" in that last squeal of hers. :) She'll start saying it more clearly in Hawaii, I'm sure.

Emily Lauren said...

I wasn't aware there were so many suitors for Emma. . . Becks really going to have to step up his game!
We do have two dogs, so she'll have plenty of tails to pull when she goes on dates with Beck. That's a plus for him.
She looks adorable in that first picture and equally as cute in the one with the big sunglasses on. So cute :)

Jennifer said...

Emma can have her pick of three very eligible Stice boys. I just hope she's not the cause of any major sibling rivalry. After all, they will all be fighting to have you as their mother-in-law!

Erin-lou said...

Ahem...Roman likes wide open mouth kisses with a drool trail. Would that interest Emma in the least?

Geeda said...

Well I have to say we have at least 4 gorgeous young men who fit the age limit, take your pick, they are all being raised by wonderful parents, and they have a great love for the Hill Cumorah Pageant, who you would love to have as in-laws. the grandparents wouldn't be bad either. Check them out at
campgeedapapa.blogspot.com
Tammy, she is beautiful we are so happy for you and Gregg.
love ya Cheryl

Regan said...

It looks like it is going to be a tough competition so far but maybe since I have two boys the chances will be better!

Gina said...

I am so sad that we missed Aunt Tamie and Grandma Bernie's visit. That is what STINKS about living in Texas. We miss out on all the fun! But y'all don't have Rudy's BBQ and we do... so nanny nanny foo foo!

Heather B said...

Your posts are so cute, clever and witty. Emma sounds like too much fun, I wish I could meet her.

Jackie said...

Eh, Manix has her hands down ;) 10 cows we say- I just love that Emma!

Tamara said...

I am rally struggling to deal with the fact that I still have yet to hold that beautiful baby of yours. Will you guys be around for Christmas because we might be in AZ for the holidays. Hooray!

Tara Black said...

I will be sure to show this to Cooper when he is born. Now, she would be a year old than him, but I think we could make it work. ;) Cute post! :)

Unknown said...

Um OK,
1. Toby does not care about reading. He's only doing sight words himself at this point.
2. Chubby thighs a must.
3. Violent love of dogs appears to be a shared trait.
4. He will adore taking care of senile in-laws as funny as yourselves...as long as Greg can relax a bit with grandkids.
5. She can gain more weight but I'm afraid he'll have to draw the line at 37 pounds. Momma's raising him to not get involved with the big girls. We gotta give our grandaughters a fighting chance, don't ya think??

The Adams Family said...

Very cute personal add for Emma.. Was this in the paper??? LOL Just kidding! You are too funny and she is too cute! Hope all is going well!

Melanie&Skyler Cont. said...

She's just getting so grown up! I wish we could be neighbors so I could squeeze her a little more often. Hope you're having fun in HAWAII!