Chuck and Emily TIE THE KNOT!

Don't worry my faithful blog readers.

I did not die. Emma and the 11 week fetus are fine. Greg is still employed.

And I have not given up on the art of blogging. We've just been on a really great, really long vacation to Kentucky. Now it's time to get back to business and fill the blog up with details of my grassy green state.

The main purpose of our trip was Chuck and Emily's wedding on May 29th. Chuck is my younger brother by 10 years.

Chuck and Em have been sweethearts since 7th grade. Yep. You read that correctly.

They were married in the Louisville, Kentucky LDS Temple. What a gorgeous and happy couple. We are so thrilled to add Emily to our family. She is just darling... and even better, she laughs at all my jokes, if you can believe it. :)

LJ and Little Glen at the temple.

My brother John and his girlfriend Emma visiting from DC. It was a little confusing having another Emma around, so we designated them as "Big Emma" and "Little Emma". It was so funny to hear the grandkids running around the house screaming for "Big Emma", making this petite gorgeous girl sound like a truck driver from Arkansas.

The reception was at the incredible Lexington Country Club. Holy Cow this place was amazing. You want to appreciate the beauty of Lexington, Kentucky this is the place to go. Thanks to Emily's awesome family for sponsoring the event.

And what's a proper reception without a UK corn hole game? It was a hit with the kids. :)

One of the brides maids thought it would be cute to give Aliya and Emma the bouquets. All was cute and well until someone told Emma that they needed the flowers back. She ran away screaming and it seriously took 15 minutes to get them back. Not so cute anymore.

Emma spent most of the reception running away from Greg on the golf course attached to the country club. It made for great pictures, but Greg was sure tired at the end of the night.

Emma's beautiful necklaces were given to her by her special friend Mima. We had to bribe her like CRAZY to get them off for the formal pictures, but as soon as they were done, the necklaces went back on and were not taken off.

A strange angle shot of our family pics - but we don't have the real ones yet.

Jeff, Ash, Ben and Ty. Oh and unborn baby Bubba.

The day was really wonderful and perfect until the dancing began at the reception. Emma and Grandpa started off the night well...

Chuck and Emily continued the happiness and love... and then...

I decided it would be fun to dance with my little girl as well. I was in a maternity skirt, which was a little big and had a loose waist. You can see the picture that was taken right before the "EVENT". Please notice the length of the skirt on my leg. It is supposed to be knee length...

You can probably guess where this is going. I lifted Emma up as pictured above and while I set her down on the floor, my skirt also decided to set itself down on the floor. So there I was, in the middle of a huge wedding dance floor, with at least a HUNDRED people watching, and I was without clothing on my bottom half. Sure, I was wearing a slip, but it had decided to gather around my waist, so the only thing left for viewers was my undies. I have never been so mortified in my WHOLE life. But, all we could do was laugh. Chuck was literally on the floor giggling. Glad I could make his wedding day memorable.

More pictures on the trip to Kentucky will follow soon. Believe me, all these darling grandkids spent a wonderful week together after the wedding.